The lighter side…
A man takes his car to a dealer and says "Can I swap my car?" The salesman asks why. He replies because when he goes up the hill to his house it won't go past 100.
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Did you hear the one about…
Did you hear the one about the man who walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm?
Oldies but goodies…
You've doubtless heard or read some of these before, but please enjoy this amusing collection of motoring tales..."I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.""I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet.
The lighter side
New 2011 Ford Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women..
Did you hear the one about…
Did you hear the one about the guy doing 195 in his new BMW? He sees a police car in his mirror and decides to try to outrun it. Eight kilometres later he realises he is not getting away and pulls over.
Did you hear the one about…
Did you hear the one about the police officer who pulls over a guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes?
The lighter side of business
Question: How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: I'll work that out on the calculator and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.Sign in a car dealership office: "The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment."A lady walks into a bank in Sydney and asks for the loan officer.
Bad ideas…
In February, the Board of Trustees of Saugatuck Township, Mich., scheduled a May referendum asking voters for an increase in the property tax in order to cover unanticipated new expenses.